This is My True Life

Since I've come to school, I find myself watching MTV's True Life like it's my job.

I don't know if you have ever watched any of them but some are really weird. Like this one True Life : I'm addicted to porn. And it followed 3 people. 2 dudes who couldn't give up porn for a job or even their families and a girl who was a porn star and refused to quit.

Watching these, my boyfriend makes up episodes as if it was for me. Like True Life: My girlfriend is a goob. Or True Life: I'm dating a thug

Thinking about it, my episode would change from day to day. Like today it would be True Life: I'm addicted to chap stick

Have you guys ever heard of the EOS chap stick? It comes in like an egg? Well my boy got me 2 for Christmas and I use it literally like every 10 minutes, not even lying. I can't help it. The ball shape really forms to my lips.

SEE! This is a problem!!  But I don't care. This is my life. Bitch...
(The bitch part was needed. You'd understand if you were with me on a daily basis)

I think it would be a really shocking episode right? Like "Oh God!? Why won't she just put it down?!"

So MTV... choose me for a True Life... Thank you.

My suggestions to you: Watch True Life and buy yourself an EOS chap stick egg.
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Would never give up my chap stick addiction because my lips are endlessly smooth moist and plump? Oh yeah: Story of my life